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flakxd

Posted 03 December 2012 - 12:20 AM

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T-shirts hot off the presses now. Someone help me pass these out when that Coward comes back to Central Florida.

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JRam027

Posted 03 December 2012 - 03:59 AM

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flakxd

Posted 03 December 2012 - 05:10 AM

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Ok, I lied. I'm actually looking for more clever suggestions.

Swipe-a-Dwight

Strike-a-Dwight

Deck-a-Dwight

You get the idea. Suggestions??

This post has been edited by Captain Hi-Top: 03 December 2012 - 08:47 AM
Reason for edit: Bypassing swear filter

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jec

Posted 03 December 2012 - 05:46 AM

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Tasteless and unfunny

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For the love of the game

Posted 03 December 2012 - 08:09 AM

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You get the idea. Suggestions??
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Yeah, get some class.

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Drunk On Mystery

Posted 03 December 2012 - 08:11 AM

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Are we seriously going to have to have another conversation about how idiotic gay slurs are?

Don't you do it, Hitler!
Don't you dare fall in love with me!

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flakxd

Posted 03 December 2012 - 08:36 AM

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Drunk On Mystery, on 03 December 2012 - 08:11 AM, said:

Are we seriously going to have to have another conversation about how idiotic gay slurs are?

It's a joke. Sheesh, lighten up y'all. Maybe we should all talk about how tasteless sexual reproductive organs are as well......wait

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Captain Hi-Top

Posted 03 December 2012 - 08:43 AM

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Some "jokes" are neither funny, nor appropriate.

Archer: This must be what it's like to have sex with me.
Lana: How can an air-boat be selfish?"

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Captain Hi-Top

Posted 03 December 2012 - 09:07 AM

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If you want to create a shirt to pass around upon Dwight's return to Orlando, why not come up with something appropriate, funny, and still classy?

The whole "Dwight Coward" thing is to easy. What does Dwight hate? He hated being compared to Shaq. What about a big Dwight/Shaq II theme?

Archer: This must be what it's like to have sex with me.
Lana: How can an air-boat be selfish?"

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flakxd

Posted 03 December 2012 - 09:39 AM

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It was only a joke, a reference to the hack-a-Shaq....so it was a comparison in essence. I don't think there's anything he hates more than FTs & purposely being fouled late in games with the sole intent of him shooting FTs to close out a game.

I would love nothing more than for everyone in Amway to come up with something creative upon Dwight's return. Unfortunately, all that will happen is everyone will boo, he will smile that fake arse smile, and he and his team will feed off of our animosity towards him.

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flakxd

Posted 03 December 2012 - 09:45 AM

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Maybe some creative person/artist can come up with a graphic/shirt of a huge Shaq (w/ rings on his fingers), and then a tiny little baby Dwight feebly following in his footsteps/shadow, while hanging onto his Superman cape/coattails. Put the emphasis on Dwight standing in his shadow while hanging onto his cape.